DD, Cruise, Burn

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1968 Lincoln Mark III

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1968 Cadillac Coupe Deville

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1968 Chrysler Newport


DISCUSSION (35)


Kinja'd!!! Blondude > JR1
08/21/2015 at 22:39

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DD: Newport

Cruise: Coupe Deville

Burn: Mark III


Kinja'd!!! lone_liberal > JR1
08/21/2015 at 22:40

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In reality I would cruise any of them proudly but if forced I’d pick to DD the Caddy, cruise the Lincoln and burn the Chrysler.


Kinja'd!!! not for canada - australian in disguise > JR1
08/21/2015 at 22:41

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DD Caddy, Cruise Newport, Burn Lincoln


Kinja'd!!! jariten1781 > JR1
08/21/2015 at 22:45

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DD: Eldorado (screw the DeVille)

C: Mark III

Wouldn’t even need to burn the Chrysler, everyone crushed all of them years ago.


Kinja'd!!! Baeromez > JR1
08/21/2015 at 22:48

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DD-Newport

Cruise-Caddy

Burn-Lincoln


Kinja'd!!! daender > JR1
08/21/2015 at 22:48

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DD: Coupe Deville

Cruise: Newport ( HELLCAT SWAP YO )

Burn: Mark III


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > JR1
08/21/2015 at 22:50

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DD: Newport.

Cruise: Cadillac

Burn: Lincoln.


Kinja'd!!! Thunderface > JR1
08/21/2015 at 22:51

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Kill the Caddy, DD the Newport and track the Lincoln (for the LOLz)


Kinja'd!!! GhostZ > JR1
08/21/2015 at 22:53

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The imperial would be a better choice than the Newport, as it wasn’t really in the same price bracket as the Continental or Coupe Deville.

DD Lincoln

Cruise Cadillac

Burn Newport.

But if you included the Imperial...

DD Imperial

Cruise Cadillac (with hydraulics)

Burn Lincoln.


Kinja'd!!! Iheartmy365kHonda - Car enthusiasts do like FWD > JR1
08/21/2015 at 22:53

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DD the Continental, cruise the Coupe Deville, burn the Newport.


Kinja'd!!! El Rivinado > JR1
08/21/2015 at 22:56

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DD: The Newport

Cruise: The Mark III

Burn: Coupe Deville


Kinja'd!!! JR1 > GhostZ
08/21/2015 at 23:02

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I know but the 68 Imperial is too ugly for my taste


Kinja'd!!! JR1 > daender
08/21/2015 at 23:03

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Cruise: Newport ( HELLCAT SWAP YO )

Interesting idea


Kinja'd!!! GhostZ > JR1
08/21/2015 at 23:04

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If they were all 1970 models.... hm. Best year for most of them, I think.


Kinja'd!!! Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch > JR1
08/21/2015 at 23:04

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DD the Newport (least obnoxious)

Cruise the Cadillac (pretty handsome)

Burn the Lincoln (it brought on all the terrible 70’s and 80’s styling disasters)


Kinja'd!!! JR1 > GhostZ
08/21/2015 at 23:07

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You are probably right on that


Kinja'd!!! Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > JR1
08/21/2015 at 23:07

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The Lincoln is the best looking, the Chrysler the most bland and the Cadillac the most gaudy.

I would cruise the Lincoln since I like it the best and want to keep it nice, DD the Chrysler since apparently, Chryslers back then were better quality and burn the Cadillac.


Kinja'd!!! JR1 > Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch
08/21/2015 at 23:07

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I didn’t think the Lincoln looked that terrible


Kinja'd!!! Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch > JR1
08/21/2015 at 23:10

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It isn’t that bad in and of its self, it’s just a preview of the bad things to come.


Kinja'd!!! JR1 > Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch
08/21/2015 at 23:12

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The Mustang II was horrible. And I will agree the Mark V styling sucked


Kinja'd!!! daender > JR1
08/21/2015 at 23:13

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I gonna guess it weighs about 3,850 pounds , which is 600 pounds lighter than a Hellcat, so weld in some additional bracing, wider tires, and some sort of rear-end traction trick be it slapper bars, traction bars, or a torque arm for an epic straight-line cruise missile.


Kinja'd!!! JR1 > daender
08/21/2015 at 23:16

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I’m sure someone somewhere will make that swap


Kinja'd!!! RallyWrench > JR1
08/21/2015 at 23:17

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Burn the Lincoln, cruise the Caddy, DD the Newport.


Kinja'd!!! DisplacementForDayz, ironically lusts after a Honda Grom > JR1
08/21/2015 at 23:53

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DD the Chrysler

Cruise the Coupe Deville

Burn a full size wooden replica of the Lincoln, while secretly stashing it in my three car garage with the Caddy and Chrysler.


Kinja'd!!! DisplacementForDayz, ironically lusts after a Honda Grom > GhostZ
08/21/2015 at 23:57

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I actually think that for these luxo-barges, 71 was the best year because of the switch to unleaded gas, because of the drop in compression ratios allows you to fill up with regular, but 70 would be the pinnacle performance wise.


Kinja'd!!! 911e46z06 > JR1
08/22/2015 at 00:40

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Burn the Chrysler, DD the Lincoln, and Cruise the shit out of that Cadillac, even though it needs moar convertible.


Kinja'd!!! Dunnik > JR1
08/22/2015 at 03:56

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A tough one, but,

DD: Newport

Cruise: Coupe Deville

Burn: Mark III


Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > JR1
08/22/2015 at 06:36

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DD - Cadillac

cruise - Chrysler

burn - Lincoln.


Kinja'd!!! ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > JR1
08/22/2015 at 08:18

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The Newport is fantastic. I find the other two ugly.


Kinja'd!!! JR1 > ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable)
08/22/2015 at 09:13

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So burn them both?


Kinja'd!!! ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > JR1
08/22/2015 at 09:19

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I would be okay with just selling them to someone who appreciates that kind of ugly.


Kinja'd!!! ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable)
08/22/2015 at 10:34

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Also, Newport with a diesel swap would be epic for long distance driving. Hide some modern stereo equipment so you can BT or USB your phone and play some pimp tunes while you class-up the highway.

Why can I not have the money for these things!?


Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > JR1
08/24/2015 at 09:40

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There’s a shocking amount of love for the newport on this list. Did NOT expect that.

DD: Lincoln

Cruise: Caddy

Burn: Chrysler


Kinja'd!!! JR1 > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
08/24/2015 at 09:49

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I wasn’t expecting that either. But it might have come with a manual... Not sure


Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > JR1
08/24/2015 at 10:12

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Meh, these cars shouldn’t have manuals.

Automatics were the “desirable” high end option remember.